Background: I am sitting here at my desk, working on a project, when I get an e-mail forward from my good friend. It is an e-mail from her boyfriend in a strange format, outlining his love for her, the events of his day and a bunch of sweet little sayings about how much he loves her blah, blah, blah. This was her introduction: "I don't know if you'll find this any where near as entertaining as I did, but this email was AWESOME and completely made my day and I feel the need to share it." This is our conversation after I finished reading it:
Me: I just vomited a little in my mouth.
Thank for sending me deeper into the depression I call "singledom."
Jessica: It wasn't even sappy!
Me: Ugh.
Jessica: It was funny, not sappy!
Me: It was cute.
But still sappy.
Apparently you have officially reached the threshold of completely missing the sappy-ness of anything.
Jessica: Lol. damn. that kinda sucks. or is maybe a good thing
I just thought it was funny the way he structured it.
If i send you anything again I'll be sure to delete any and all sappiness.
Me: You don't have to cut out the sappiness...it gives me hope that men like that exist.
Jessica: They do! They do!
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He comes home on Saturday - can you just imagine how overly sickening it''ll be to be around us? ....I can't wait!!!!
new blog, please.
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